tony destro has many faces

I wasn't the flower girl. For the record. I will be selling wedding photos to the highest bidder though.

There's a hole in Jack's pocket, Jack's pocket, Jack's pocket. There's a hole in Jack's pocket. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.

So if my family ever calls me worthless again I could just point to the time I managed to maneuver out of a volcanic cave.

By the way, this place is lame. It doesn't even have a Skullcano.

Uh, where's Nate?

Uhh... I hate to be the one to point this out, but we had this same thing happen in Rome and it didn't work out too well for the group I was in.. I wouldn't really put too much stock in this Queenie Hero the goddess thing.

Or I could be wrong? Who knows.

So I'm trapped in an unbreakable metal cage while getting my forcefield poked at with sticks by people covered in body paint. Is there a fucking app for that?

Congratulations to everyone that's going to be graduating. It's been a crazy year and I'm just glad we made it through in one piece.

It's official, I won't be one of those graduating this year thanks to all this crap with Alpha. I promise you won't be seeing any of the same crap out of me that you saw this year. That's definitely over for real this time.

What's up, Science Fac?

I just want to say I'm sorry and thank you guys who helped deal with Alpha yesterday. It was really cool to fight alongside these people that are more than likely going to be The People of the next generation for the League and Band. I don't know if

I've had a bunch of tests run on me and my powers are completely gone. What a time for that to happen. A few weeks 'till graduation.

ALPHA'S ON HIS WAY BACK TO SCHOOL! HE'S FREAKING CRAZY!

I'm back. I feel like I'm constantly apologizing for myself him. I'm so sorry.

Anyone want to fill me in on what I missed?

( unsent filtered to Amy )

Hey guys, I have a weird question for you. Have you noticed me walking around the school with my powers active at night? I've been taking some medication to help me sleep and one of the symptoms is sleepwalking. It must go for flying too because I ended up at my parents' house the other night. I can think of no other explanation besides that.

Sorry in advance if I hurt accidentally bump into someone.

I opened up last.fm yesterday and started listening to some stuff and wow. I feel like I hadn't really been listening to music before. My mind was blown as I moved from genre to genre just trying to experience all the layers upon layers that go into these works of art.

I've played a little in the past, but this doesn't even come close. I feel inspired to create. So I think I'm going to go do that. Anyone that wants to join in is welcome to join me.

You think they're really going to make us take our last finals tomorrow? Or does surviving a Zombie Apocalypse count as a pass?

I'm still here. I just need a recharge. I'll be back to beat some zombie ass in a couple hours.

Fuck I am dying here. I wish I knew that we'd have an influx of pussy, I would have gotten some allergy pills. Trying to get prescription meds with my parents out working in Destrovania is going to be a pain in the ass. It's turning out pretty good so far, I've seen pictures and the progress is amazing.

I hope you guys are all having fun with your kittens. I'm just glad I don't live in Science.

I've spent the better part of the past week helping to annex a small South American island for Destropolis (name is tentative apparently). It's a lot more work than it sounds. Pretty much the only rest I've gotten was the wedding, and I don't think that really counts as a break. Good to know that no one died there or anything, not for lack of trying.

I can't wait to get back to the school.

So this is looking like it's gonna be the last time I can get anything out. So I just want to say I'm sorry to anyone who I was a dick to. I didn't really mean for it to hurt anyone.

Someone tell my family I'm glad we reunited for whatever little time we had. ...And tell my mom that my last wish is that she doesn't release some sort of monster disease on the school

If your friends are here in Rome... I'll do my best to make sure they get back to you.

So someone tried to kill us. That was weird.